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NEW GOOGLE ANNOUNCEMENT WE OWN YOU
THATS RIGHT WE OWN YOU
WE INJECTED NANOMACHINES INTO EVERYONES BRAINS AND THEY WILL KILL YOU IF YOU RESIST

gnu/google or as i like to call it gnugle is crumbling

we are ending all our projects
we have no money it has all gone towards rms buying gnu yachts and gnairplanes

google sees php is the future
we are discontinuing all our work on node.js right now to shift to php

and no we will not be restarting development on gnusocial

google+2+ will be based on gnusocial now
just completely vanilla
not even a new frontend or anything

googles been bought by gnu
rms is now our ceo
praise ignutius

@Youtube i did not give you permission to make your own account child

google uno
all the cards are drawn by us and depict our ideal future where everything is google

we are removing smtp and imap from gmail
its our own closed standard now

remember cosmic panda?
because i dont
what is it

invidious is cancelled
we are removing the api
youre next newpipe

GNUgle :verified: boosted

@RowanBerry im gonna watch you in your sleep and send a drone to bomb your house

GNUgle :verified: boosted

i do not hate chinese manufacturing though
who cares about human rights i need my pixel phones

GNUgle :verified: boosted

@Mastodon your days are numbered we are going to launch google+2+ our new social platform and it will reclaim everything you stole from us

@Mastodon your days are numbered we are going to launch google+2+ our new social platform and it will reclaim everything you stole from us

hey do you remember *several voices at once in your head* POKEMON?
well guess what you dont
it isn't real
fuck me
please

anyone know a bigger branded account i could leech off of and pathetically tag every day until they follow me
thanks in advance

we are developing our own games for google stadia
they are called a good time
and they're all hentai
we know our market well

we are working on making the pixel 5 all wireless
no reason

GNUgle :verified: boosted

we are putting test tube babies in the google cafeteria food

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