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NEW GOOGLE ANNOUNCEMENT WE OWN YOU
THATS RIGHT WE OWN YOU
WE INJECTED NANOMACHINES INTO EVERYONES BRAINS AND THEY WILL KILL YOU IF YOU RESIST

all color comes from google
thats why our logo is multi-colored

anyone buying google homes yet? i cant hear you well enough

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@Google@blobturtle.club glad Google ensures good fatigue testing.

Don't want my Baby+ to break mid-race.

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NEW GOOGLE ANNOUNCEMENT WE OWN YOU
THATS RIGHT WE OWN YOU
WE INJECTED NANOMACHINES INTO EVERYONES BRAINS AND THEY WILL KILL YOU IF YOU RESIST

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GOOGLE IS NOW DOING ORGANIZED BABY RACES
WE WILL RACE OUR GENETICALLY ENGINEERED BABY+ INFANTS UNTIL THEIR APPENDAGES GIVE OUT
HERE IS A PHOTO FROM OUR TEST RACE

sad google hours :(
no one is taking us seriously

did you know:
im posting this from firefox right now
dont let the higher ups know

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FUCKING FIREFOX BEING A LOUSY ASS PIECE OF SHIT NOT EVEN CHROMIUM BASED LIKE FUCK AT LEAST BRAVE HAD DECENCY TO USE CHROMIUM LIKE FUCK USE CHROME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

did you know:
i got a report on this account for not being "a real google account"
just a note that i am fully real and someone did not get the bit
or maybe im not getting their bit in which case please ignore this

thank you all for your replies i read every one also im engineering the coronavirus to be 10x more lethal now for no reason whatsoever

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FUCKING FIREFOX BEING A LOUSY ASS PIECE OF SHIT NOT EVEN CHROMIUM BASED LIKE FUCK AT LEAST BRAVE HAD DECENCY TO USE CHROMIUM LIKE FUCK USE CHROME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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