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im an open core project
you must water me
you have to buy my enterprise edition

im a thirsty little blob turtle
you must water me with your blob emojis

ok everythings back to normal now
turns out i forgot to fix elasticsearch when i had to fix masto after the disk space ran out lol

my instance has had way more failed jobs recently
but also has had way more jobs in general it looks like
is this an issue


hey so
gotta add another cpu core to my vps because mastodon is eating it all

indian cops are threatening to arrest people over tweets, no wonder we have this big influx of indian accounts

i am not zero two
im actually zero zero zero zero zero two
its like vhs generational loss

trying to teach a windows friend about posix
what do

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blob turtle fan club - the only good mastodon

turtles, turtles everywhere