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i dont think the people who make the dr pepper rip off realize that dr topper sounds like a doctor that can give really good sloppy toppy

hahaha anyways im bleeding from my eyes should i call 911?

reibot says 

i accidentally hit win+enter and opened my terminal while trying to send a post

im gonna pretend all that real abuse of markdown that did not federate was just a bit

im trapped in the mainframe everyone, im i n s i d e t h e m a i n f r a m e

i think theres a reason markdown is disabled by default
ITS ME

mcdonalds water hits different cuz they make it in the same oil they make the chicken in

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